I’m getting a little tired of hearing that after six police men get arrested for shoving a floor lamp up some black guy’s ass and ripping his intestines out, the police department says they’re going to have sensitivity training. I say, ‘Hey, if you need special training to be told not to jam a large, cumbersome object up someone’s asshole, maybe you’re too fucked up to be on the police force in the first place. Maybe. Maybe not, I don’t know.’ Listen. You know what they ought to do? They ought to have two new requirements for being on the police: intelligence and decency. You never can tell. It might just work. It certainly hasn’t been tried yet. No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo. Ok?
George Carlin, You Are All Diseased, 1999 (via tpinkthings)